{"id":5487,"date":"2018-04-10T22:31:40","date_gmt":"2018-04-10T10:31:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/?p=5487"},"modified":"2018-04-11T08:41:36","modified_gmt":"2018-04-10T20:41:36","slug":"playing-statues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/playing-statues\/","title":{"rendered":"Playing Statues"},"content":{"rendered":"

When Paul the-farmer-down-the-lane asked whether we could accommodate his 23 calves for a week we were happy to oblige. After the recent wet summer we have grass to spare, and calves make for adorable paddock ornaments don\u2019t you think?<\/p>\n

\"Frisian<\/a>

Gratuitous photo of the cute calves currently adorning our paddock<\/p><\/div>\n

Then, while I sat in the paddock waiting for the troughs to top up yesterday, I noticed a disturbing similarity between cattle and a certain predatory race encountered by the Tenth Doctor<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\"Cattle<\/a>

One…<\/p><\/div>\n

\"\"<\/a>

Two…<\/p><\/div>\n

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Three…<\/p><\/div>\n

\"\"<\/a>

Boo.<\/p><\/div>\n

Don\u2019t blink!<\/p>\n

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