{"id":4341,"date":"2017-05-16T09:47:33","date_gmt":"2017-05-15T21:47:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/?p=4341"},"modified":"2017-05-16T12:50:11","modified_gmt":"2017-05-16T00:50:11","slug":"how-to-pet-a-kitty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/how-to-pet-a-kitty\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Pet a Kitty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kitty-pop heartily endorses this instructional cartoon and has suggested I present it here for the edification of The Readership.<\/p>\n<p>Study it very carefully, your kitty will be testing you on it later. You cannot afford to fail.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/theoatmeal-img\/comics\/kitty_pet\/header.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/theoatmeal-img\/comics\/kitty_pet\/1.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/theoatmeal-img\/comics\/kitty_pet\/2.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/theoatmeal-img\/comics\/kitty_pet\/3.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/theoatmeal-img\/comics\/kitty_pet\/4.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/theoatmeal-img\/comics\/kitty_pet\/5.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Cartoon by Matthew Inman\u00a0at: http:\/\/theoatmeal.com\/comics<\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kitty-pop heartily endorses this instructional cartoon and has suggested I present it here for the edification of The Readership. Study it very carefully, your kitty will be testing you on it later. You cannot afford to fail. Cartoon by Matthew&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/how-to-pet-a-kitty\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue Reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kitty-pop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4341"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4341\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4381,"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4341\/revisions\/4381"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}