{"id":2706,"date":"2016-08-07T08:54:58","date_gmt":"2016-08-06T20:54:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/?p=2706"},"modified":"2016-08-20T19:31:16","modified_gmt":"2016-08-20T07:31:16","slug":"food-bowl-malfunction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/food-bowl-malfunction\/","title":{"rendered":"Food Bowl Malfunction"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is Kitty-Pop.<\/p>\n

\"Kitty-pop<\/a>

Kitty-pop\u00a0supervises while I move the electric fencing.<\/p><\/div>\n

This is Kitty-Pop’s bowl.<\/p>\n

\"Kitty<\/a>

Yes, and she has her own bread maker. Just in case she feels like doing something useful of an afternoon.<\/p><\/div>\n

It is a requirement in Kitty-Pop world that her\u00a0food bowl be kept full to the brim At All TIMES. When Kitty-pop’s\u00a0food bowl develops a malfunction, like this:<\/p>\n

\"'That<\/a>

‘That place where I can see the bottom of the bowl through the food is UNACCEPTABLE, slave.’<\/p><\/div>\n

Here’s what\u00a0happens next*:<\/p>\n

\"Cat<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Cat<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

We are cat slaves. This is\u00a0a true story.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

* Cartoon sourced by Darling Daughter when she lived at home and Kitty-Pop would wake\u00a0her in the night to refill the food bowl. Since then it has been blue-tacked to the wall near kitty’s feeding station in both houses. Kitty-Pop says it’s not funny.<\/p>\n

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This is Kitty-Pop. This is Kitty-Pop’s bowl. It is a requirement in Kitty-Pop world that her\u00a0food bowl be kept full to the brim At All TIMES. When Kitty-pop’s\u00a0food bowl develops a malfunction, like this: Here’s what\u00a0happens next*:   We are… Continue Reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kitty-pop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2706"}],"version-history":[{"count":25,"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2706\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2938,"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2706\/revisions\/2938"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}