{"id":2219,"date":"2016-05-29T10:31:24","date_gmt":"2016-05-28T22:31:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/?p=2219"},"modified":"2016-09-04T21:46:00","modified_gmt":"2016-09-04T09:46:00","slug":"mama-mia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/mama-mia\/","title":{"rendered":"Mama Mia!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The in-laws visited last week. Mama is 84, Papa is\u00a090. It had been quite some time\u00a0since the Forbearing Husband had seen them in person. Not knowing how frail they might be, he had thoughtfully organised wheelchairs to move\u00a0them between gates\u00a0at the\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.aucklandairport.co.nz\/information\" target=\"_blank\">Auckland Domestic Terminal<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Turns out he needn&#8217;t have worried. They set\u00a0a pace that puts us younger people to shame.<\/p>\n<p>Mama is an avid weeder. She may have clocked up four score years\u00a0in that body, but she works with all the energy of\u00a0a 25\u00a0year old.\u00a0She took on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/orchard-before-and-after\/\" target=\"_blank\">Jerusalem Cherry in the chicken run<\/a> (which we&#8217;ve been chipping away at\u00a0since we got here) and within two days it was\u00a0all over for the JC. &#8216;Weeds &#8212; meet Mama and die&#8217;.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2243\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/May-2016-05-17-130.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2243\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2243\" src=\"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/May-2016-05-17-130.jpg\" alt=\"Weeding\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/May-2016-05-17-130.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/May-2016-05-17-130-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2243\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Our secret weapon against Jerusalem Cherry.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>They both get up at the crack of dawn. On Saturday when we took them\u00a0to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/out-and-about-in-whangarei-2\/\" target=\"_blank\">the Whangarei Growers&#8217; Market<\/a> they had been up (so they said) since\u00a04am. Ready to go, and just waiting around for us young slug-a-beds (the market doesn&#8217;t start\u00a0until 7am, and we live just 20mins drive from town, so I&#8217;ve no idea why anyone needed to get up at 4).<\/p>\n<p>Later Papa took himself off for an early morning walk around the Seven Acre Wood, and then dealt very efficiently to a pile\u00a0of\u00a0rubbish: squashing cans, wrestling cracked\u00a0hose into coils and making neat stacks\u00a0of old\u00a0weed-matting.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2244\" style=\"width: 490px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/May-2016-05-18-131.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2244\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2244\" src=\"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/May-2016-05-18-131.jpg\" alt=\"Striding through the woods\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/May-2016-05-18-131.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/May-2016-05-18-131-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2244\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Still fast enough to create camera blur as he strides through the woods.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>They were both\u00a0very taken by the pool and swam a couple of times, despite the water temperature at this time of year being such that even the teenager won&#8217;t go\u00a0in for more than a few minutes. What is it with\u00a0these <a href=\"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/chlorinating-the-gene-pool\/\" target=\"_blank\">robust\u00a0senior\u00a0swimmers<\/a>\u00a0huh?<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2242\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/May-2016-05-17-129.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2242\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2242\" src=\"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/May-2016-05-17-129.jpg\" alt=\"Mermaid alert\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/May-2016-05-17-129.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/May-2016-05-17-129-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2242\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mermaid alert.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Then this happened. Picture the Forbearing Husband filming, heart in mouth, as Mama demonstrates something of the chutzpah\u00a0that must have caught\u00a0Papa&#8217;s eye\u00a0all those years ago (actually I believe they first met on\u00a0a dance floor, but I bet her\u00a0moves were just as gutsy).<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Brw2EyqR6z4\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Before the end of the week the kitchen shelving had been\u00a0rearranged (since returned to my preferred placement), the bath was clean, Mama had weeded the path, eyed up the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/vegetable-garden\/\" target=\"_blank\">veggie patch<\/a>\u00a0(I fended\u00a0her off &#8212; she\u00a0has rather a scorched earth approach to weeding,\u00a0and I want to keep\u00a0the self-sown\u00a0rocket and coriander) and tasted the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/the-scent-of-orange-blossom\/\" target=\"_blank\">oranges from\u00a0every orange tree<\/a> (she pronounced them all sour &#8212; why\u00a0yes Mama, they are not ripe yet!).\u00a0After a thorough inspection of the property she\u00a0intoned\u00a0with a deep sigh\u00a0that\u00a0the only good thing about it\u00a0is The Pool. Other than that it is: Too Big, Too Much Work, and What a Terrible Idea\u00a0Buying It Now When You Are Not Getting Any Younger (umm ok, and the time when we <em>were<\/em> getting younger was..? When exactly?).<\/p>\n<p>There was no comment on the location of our\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/farm-projects-2015-2016\/\" target=\"_blank\">banana palm<\/a>. I assume that means we did okay in our\u00a0placement\u00a0of the family plantation. Whew.<\/p>\n<p>At the end of the week, as we walked Mama and Papa\u00a0into\u00a0Whangarei airport for their flight home, those poor\u00a0frail darlings looked around and enquired hopefully\u00a0&#8216;Where are our wheelchairs?&#8217; Hahaha! Nice try\u00a0you crazy old people.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The in-laws visited last week. Mama is 84, Papa is\u00a090. It had been quite some time\u00a0since the Forbearing Husband had seen them in person. 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