{"id":1887,"date":"2016-05-06T14:49:33","date_gmt":"2016-05-06T02:49:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/?p=1887"},"modified":"2017-11-18T12:00:47","modified_gmt":"2017-11-17T23:00:47","slug":"zombies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/zombies\/","title":{"rendered":"Zombies?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’d been pinning<\/a>\u00a0pics of crafty ways to organise my garden\u00a0implements (as any good farm-girl would do). See, look at the pretty storage. Who wouldn’t want their barn to look like this?<\/p>\n

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My witty cuzzie\u00a0saw my pin, so\u00a0next time\u00a0I looked this comment had shown up. Here we have\u00a0a woman who clearly knows the value of a sharp hoe in a tussle with the undead.<\/p>\n

\"bhyt\"<\/a><\/p>\n

We’re certainly going to be working on farmlet weapon<\/del> garden tool control and management strategies. In the meantime perhaps\u00a0our burgeoning\u00a0‘shroom collection<\/a>\u00a0will step up\u00a0as protection from\u00a0night-time zombie attacks<\/a>*.<\/p>\n

* If that last\u00a0reference flew over your head like a pole vaulting zombie you have probably\u00a0never wasted days at a time\u00a0on a certain PopCap creation<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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I’d been pinning\u00a0pics of crafty ways to organise my garden\u00a0implements (as any good farm-girl would do). See, look at the pretty storage. Who wouldn’t want their barn to look like this? My witty cuzzie\u00a0saw my pin, so\u00a0next time\u00a0I looked this… Continue Reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[40,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fungi","category-mythical-creatures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1887"}],"version-history":[{"count":31,"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1887\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1957,"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1887\/revisions\/1957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charmedlife.co.nz\/cowboybootsandbrokenfingers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}